If you've got a bike and it's got a problem, you've come to the right place. Funny noises? Blowing smoke? Seemingly silly question you can't ask anyone else? From a shagged gearbox to your headlight's crap, the Guru is the suppository of all knowledge. You can try asking me questions about other things, but I can't make guarantees.

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